There are giant pythons in Russia? Well, yes. In comes a federal agent to investigate and he quickly deduces that someone has tried importing a giant python from Russia. Unfortunately, the giant python escapes its transport and proceeds to kill some henchmen, eat the world’s oldest teenager, and hide out in the underground industrial duct just outside of Philadelphia. Together they zip around in his CGI airplane, hang out in the front row of wrestling matches where they pull their guns on wrestlers that get too close to them, and prepare for a big hunt with the giant python the billionaire has transported in for game. She doesn’t like snakes, which of course explains why she has a huge snake tattooed on her back. Broddick has a girlfriend named Eve, played by former Playboy Playmate and current UFO Films “it” girl Angel Boris. So there’s this super billionaire casino owner named Broddick (Think Mark Cuban spliced with a James Bond villain and played by a guy who looks more like the male lead from any Andy Sidaris flick), who also happens to be an avid big game hunter. You see this boa is female, so not only is this movie a showdown between two colossal snakes but it’s also a battle of the sexes. The boa in this movie is actually a good guy, although not actually a guy. The boa has only appeared in one dreadful movie cleverly titled Boa, in which it battled Dean Cain in an underground Antarctic prison. In the other corner we have a giant CGI boa constrictor. Nonetheless, the python is once again cast as, if I may use pro wrestling terminology here, the heel. Therefore, it cannot be considered totally evil. In the original Python, the snake killed off Casper Van Dien, Jenny McCarthy, and Wil Wheaton. In one corner we have a giant CGI python, as seen in two UFO productions. Predator bandwagon by pitting their two signature serpents in a one-on-one, winner take all smackdown. UFO Films, the makers of some of the lamest Sci-Fi Channel original movies like Dragon Fighter, decided to jump on the Freddy vs.
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